19 10 / 2014

howab0utn0:

"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

howab0utn0:

"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

(via crownofbananas)

19 10 / 2014

nationalhottieleague:

Segs makes sure that everyone is aware that Jamie is right next to him….as always

(via the-jonathan-toews)

19 10 / 2014

stefnsailor41:

He’s so damn cute.

stefnsailor41:

He’s so damn cute.

(via hawkeytime)

19 10 / 2014

theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

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(via erinmcperfect)

19 10 / 2014

youcouldbemy-sanity:

Relationship goals.

(Source: sexyyuglyy, via epic-humor)

19 10 / 2014

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

(via epic-humor)

19 10 / 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

The face of a broken man. [themagicpotato]

tastefullyoffensive:

The face of a broken man. [themagicpotato]

(via epic-humor)

19 10 / 2014

assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

(Source: assgod, via hawkeytime)

19 10 / 2014

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

(via erinmcperfect)

19 10 / 2014

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

castiels-celestiel-dick:

authenticthievery:

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Are you kidding me

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this is the one thats gets forgotten about the most for some reason 

(via thewinchesterswagger)